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Beauty sometimes requires assistance, which is why celebrities have personal stylists and a lot of the most famous constellations are actually CGI. Look like a star....
An infrared sauna session can take the tension out of a body, just as a hilarious freestyle rap can take the tension out of a eulogy. Loosen things up with this Groupon.
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Being clean on the inside is just as important as being clean on the outside, which is why doctors recommend that you eat at least one natural sponge a day. De-gunk your....
Eating a spicy burrito or betting a pristine collection of Choose Your Own Adventure books on a poker hand may work up a sweat, but it doesn’t qualify as proper detoxification.....
A day at the spa is as relaxing as the first eight weeks living alone on a submarine. Succumb to the silence with this Groupon.
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A sauna session can take the tension out of a body, just as a hilarious freestyle rap can take the tension out of a eulogy. Loosen things up with this Groupon.
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Built-up tension can reduce a person’s mobility, turning the YMCA dance into the IIII. Easily spell any song with this Groupon.
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A day spa is a place to relax as beauty professionals look after aesthetic needs, whereas a night spa is a place crammed with monsters. Stay on the bright side this....
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Similar to old pennies, environmental toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Feel good head to tails with....
Having wrinkled skin makes you look older, though oddly enough, so does running an iron over your face. Smooth out paradoxes with this Groupon.
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Relaxation tanks block out the noise and gravity of the world, providing an opportunity to reflect on the wisdom of starting that Bullhorns for Preschoolers charity drive.....
Toxins have slowly crept into the natural world, filling water with lead, air with smog, and half of all trees with limitless rage. Stay pure with this Groupon.
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It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon.
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Much like mountain ranges, cellulite deposits take years to form and can stand between you and the coast. Tighten your body’s topography with this Groupon.
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Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon.
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Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with....