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Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins.....
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Without hair to protect them, scalps burn in the summer, freeze in the winter, and bear little to no fruit in the spring. Grow a bumper crop of hair with this Groupon.
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Without hair to protect them, scalps burn in the summer, freeze in the winter, and bear little to no fruit in the spring. Grow a bumper crop of hair with this Groupon.
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Constantly plucking body hair is one of life’s most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles....
Constantly plucking body hair is one of life’s most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles....