Category archive for ‘Denver’

Bowling, Shoe Rentals, and Beer or Wine for Two, Four, or Six at Lucky Strike Lanes Belmar (Up to 68% Off)

Like a professional bodybuilder, a bowler routinely lifts heavy objects, flaunts the strength of his or her arm, and looks most dominant when working with a well-oiled surface.....

$150 for $400 Worth of Mattresses and Bedding Accessories at Urban Mattress

Insomnia often causes people to count sheep, which in turn causes them to second-guess their decision to sleep in the barn. Trade your hay bale for a mattress with this Groupon. $....

$29 for $65 Worth of Juice Cleanses, Detoxes, Supplements, and More

Detoxifying rids the body of harmful substances, such as artificial ingredients and the pennies your uncle never pulled out of your ear. Make your toxins vanish with this....

Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Simplicity Laser Hair Removal (Up to 90% Off). Five Options Available.

Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins.....

Anti-Fog, Scratch Resistant Sunglasses from EpicWear (Up to 84% Off). Two Options Available.

Sunglasses have tons of uses, from making your dog look like a blues musician to making your desktop cactus look like a blues musician. Look as cool as a blues musician with....

Half or Full Set of Eyelash Extensions at Smooth Performance (Up to 52% Off)

Eyelashes can be surprisingly seductive, especially considering they are hair growing around your eyes. Get flirtatious follicles with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $....

$9 for Five 16-Ounce Coffee and Chai Tea Drinks at Alley Cat Coffee House in Fort Collins (Up to $18.75 Value)

When consumed in the morning, coffee allows you to stay alert, and when consumed in the evening, it helps you get through twice as many dreams. Rev up your REM with this....

Comedy Show with Drinks for Two at Voodoo Comedy Playhouse (Up to Half Off)

Although it’s been ostracized by the five traditional senses, the sense of humor is the only thing that enables human beings to detect a rubber chicken creeping up from....

El Jebel Shrine Circus Performance at 1stBank Center on June 7, 8, and 9 (Up to 51% Off)

Though most circuses don’t allow people to feed the animals, there are no rules against teaching them to panhandle. Get served a dish of beastly brilliance with this....

Colorado Railroad Museum Visit or Ride the Rails Saturday Outing for Two Adults and Up to Five Kids (Up to Half Off)

History museums instill wonder in children who have become bored with their own closets full of skeletons. Discover a body of knowledge with this Groupon. Choose Between....

$20 for a One-Year Family Membership to Dinosaur Ridge ($60 Value)

Fun parks offer activities for everyone in the family: children ride go-karts, parents gamble on mini golf, and teenagers grapple with the cyclical pattern of desire and....

Laser Tattoo-Removal Session for Four or Up to Eight Square Inches at Rethink the Ink in Littleton (Up to 78% Off)

Like octopi, tattoos contain ink, are typically found among sailors, and can frighten young children in swimming pools. Protect tots from scary tats with this Groupon. Choose....

$49 for Five Weeks of Boot-Camp Classes at Jungle Cat Fitness in Boulder ($250 Value)

Dumbbells aren’t necessary to forge ripped biceps, as evidenced by the muscles Sylvester Stallone formed while throwing refrigerators at his stove. Flex your might....

3, 5, or 10 LipoLean Shots with B12 or LipoExtreme Shots with B Complex at Thrive Health Solutions (Up to 80% Off)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon. Choose from Six Options $ 39.99 for 3 LipoLean....

$35 for a Wine, Cheese, and Chocolate Pairing for Two at Wild Women Wine (Up to $70 Value)

Being wined and dined is often a precursor to big requests, such as Can you finish this jug of wine for me? or Would you sign my petition to install a municipal wine fountain?....

10 or 20 Visits to Coors Fitness Center (Up to 60% Off)

Bodybuilders visualize lifting a weight before actually lifting it, just as businessmen visualize leading a meeting before actually riding in on a stallion. Appear majestic....

One, Three, or Five Spray Tans at Tans To Go (Up to 58% Off)

Prior to tanning salons, the only way to achieve a beautiful copper glow was to boil pennies and bathe in the scalding reduction. Achieve a less painful sheen with this Groupon. Choose....

One Open-Jump Bounce-House Session for Two, Three, or Four Kids at Jumpin’ Jordy’s (Up to 53% Off)

Bounce houses provide an environmentally friendly way to burn youthful energy, unlike coal-powered swing sets. Encourage eco-conscious exuberance with this Groupon. Choose....

Two-Night Stay with Two Scenery Lift Tickets, Two $30 Spa Credits, and Wine at Elevation Hotel and Spa in Crested Butte

Top Reasons to Visit Elevation Hotel and Spa It’s located at the base of Crested Butte Mountain Resort, just a short walk from outdoor activities on the mountain and the....

$35 for a Chiropractic Package with Consultation, Exam, and Massage at Ridge Line Chiropractic Lone Tree ($290 Value)

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. $ 35 for a Chiropractic....