55-Minute Massage with Optional 25-Minute Express Facial at Unique Salon & Spa (Up to 54% Off)
Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $ 35 for a 55-minute massage (a $ 75 value)
- $ 55 for a 55-minute massage and 25-minute express facial (a $ 120 value)
Unique Salon & Spa
After 15 years, Unique Salon & Spa’s dedicated staffers carry on with a large slate of services under their new collective moniker. A thorough spa menu is divided among categories of “beauty,” “body,” “soul,” and “amphibians.” The “beauty” menu offers haircuts, color services, and makeup applications, prepping faces and hair for swanky appearances. “Body” services tend to fingers and toes, painting delicate colors over newly buffed nails or removing unwanted body hair with waxes. Meanwhile, “soul” offers up therapeutic massages and facials, refreshing and rejuvenating muscles and skin.
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