$29 for $60 worth of Asian fusion, sushi and drinks at Asia Nine
The first lady was an inspiration when she schooled Jimmy Fallon in a push-up contest. But you? You can hardly lift a finger on Fridays after work — or bear to get on....
Pressure Washing for a One- or Two-Story Home or $300 for $600 Worth of Exterior Painting from Olympic Painting
House façades require regular cleansing, lest they grow dusty beards that attract nesting Texas boogie-rock bands. Indulge your home with a thorough scouring with....
In: Des Moines
8- or 12-Inch Visco Memory-Foam Mattress from Nature’s Sleep (Up to 74% Off). Six Options Available.
Mattress technology has evolved over the years, moving from cloth stuffed with goose feathers to memory foam stuffed with the softest pages of old history books.....
$10 for 10 Zumbatomic Children’s Zumba Classes at Spice Street Studio ($50 Value)
Children occupied by afterschool activities are shown to be less likely to buy BB guns or hang out with stray dogs that are willing to buy children BB guns. Keep....
In: South Bend
Eastern European Meal for Two or Four at Taste of Europe (Up to 55% Off)
A meal with friends soothes the soul, much like a mother’s hug or a movie about brave dogs learning to read. Enjoy a feel-good feast with this Groupon. Choose Between....
$15 for $50 Worth of Personalized Photo Books, Cards, and Stationery from Mixbook
Without photographic evidence, it’s hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being....
In: Fort Wayne
Photo and Video Digitization Services from ScanDigital (Up to 62% Off). Two Options Available.
Sophisticated scanners make sandwiching coworkers between two pieces of plate glass to preserve office-party memories a thing of the past. Take advantage of technological....
In: Evansville
Fertilizer and Lawn Analysis for Up to 5,000 Square Feet or 5,001–10,000 Square Feet from ServiceProz Inc. (Up to 57% Off)
A well-maintained lawn is the best way to shower a house with love, aside from kissing the doorstep or spray-painting sonnets on its walls. Show your home where your....
One-Year Individual or Family Membership to Chicago History Museum (Up to Half Off)
The earliest history museums had little actual history to draw on, and instead padded exhibits with wildly speculative displays about how dinosaurs would be elected to Congress....
$20 for Wine-and-Cheese-Pairing Class at Seasons Bistro, Wine Bar & Catering in Eagle ($40 Value). Nine Dates Available.
Creating a meal from scratch is both challenging and delicious, much like playing “Stairway to Heaven” on a clarinet made out of a candy cane. Master....
$14 for Historical Train Tour from SAM Shortline Excursion Train (Up to $27.99 Value)
Tours are an ideal way for anyone to learn more about a new city without resorting to drastic measures such as running for mayor. Get acquainted with several Georgia....
In: Columbus GA
Steak Package or a Seafood, Steak, and Chicken Package from Juicy Steaks International (Up to 52% Off)
A raw steak can reduce the swelling of a black eye just as easily as the charcoal markings of a well-cooked steak can draw it back on. Make artful use of cuisine....
$49 for an In-Studio or On-Location Photo Shoot with a CD of All Digital Images from Photography by Regenia ($100 Value)
A skilled photographer captures a subject’s sense of wonder, such as when a baby discovers a flying butterfly or when a baby discovers flying. Document developmental....
$199 for NAUI Scuba-Diver-Certification Course at Private Scuba ($399 Value)
Oceans are the earth’s final frontier, holding thousands of uncategorized species of fish and one plastic bag filled with loose doll hairs. Uncover the mysteries....
Whale-Watching Trip with Option of Kids’ Book from Dana Wharf Whale Watching in Dana Point (Up to 52% Off)
A recent survey ranks whales’ bellies ahead of safety-deposit boxes and mattresses as the preferred place to store valuables. Experience one of nature’s most....
In: Los Angeles
Weekday or Weekend Full- or Half-Day Canoe Trip from River’s Edge Kayak & Canoe Trips in Healdsburg (Up to 51% Off)
Canoeing is a great way to reconnect with Mother Nature’s picturesque scenery and unreliable dial-up Internet. Rejoin the wild interface with today’s Groupon....
Drop-In or Private Pole-Dancing Lessons at Fitness to Nutrition (Up to 63% Off). Three Options Available.
Pole-dancing fitness classes were created as an entertaining way to burn calories and as a starting point for those pursuing careers as stop signs. Enforce safe driving with....
Wood or Laminate Flooring With or Without Installation at Rochester Linoleum & Carpet One (Half Off)
Do-it-yourself remodeling can result in family rooms turning into walk-in closets and walk-in closets turning into regular closets. Unless you want closets, leave....
Two or Four Hours of Moving Services from Able Body Moving and Delivery (Up to 53% Off)
Moving used to take much longer because people drove covered wagons instead of trucks and packed their belongings in opossums’ pouches instead of moving boxes.....
In: Birmingham
Ocoee River Rafting from Adventures Unlimited in Ocoee (Up to 53% Off). Three Options Available.
In the Victorian era, extreme sports were limited to teatime without doilies, writing witty satires about earnestness, and riding a penny-farthing down a mild incline.....