$15 for $30 worth of upscale fare at Duke’s Bar and Grill
You may be the queen of your castle, but between diaper duty and taking the little prince and princess to basketball and ballet, managing your royal family can sometimes be....
LASIK or PRK Surgery, or Bladeless Intralase LASIK Surgery for Both Eyes at Diamond Vision (Up to 53% Off)
Although blurry vision makes everyday life seem soft and romantic, it also means there’s a good chance you’ve just proposed to a tree. Sharpen your senses....
In: Long Island
Three Yoga or Hoop Classes or 90-Minute Thai Yoga Body Work Session at Brit Body Work (Half Off)
Inner peace is hard to come by, requiring complex negotiations between spleen and kidney. Find harmony more easily with today’s Groupon to Brit Body Work in....
Three Laser Hair-Removal Treatments for One Small or Medium Area at Heartland Skin Wellness Center (Up to 91% Off)
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’....
In: Des Moines
$26 for Pair of Weight-Loss Hot Pants from Zaggora ($71.86 Value)
Cellulite is a dimpling of the skin that universally affects women, men, and children who sleep in beds made out of golf balls. Even out epidermises with today’s....
Up to 75% off Small, Medium, and Large Photo-Print Reproductions on Gallery-Wrapped Canvas from Picture It On Canvas
In the past, photo prints were done with a gigantic Polaroid, but they never developed properly because nobody was big enough to shake the massive canvases. Harness....
In: South Bend
$15 for a Comedy Night for Two at Morty’s Comedy Joint (Up to $30 Value)
A good belly laugh exercises the abdomen, improves a cloudy mood, and comforts homesick reindeer with familiar, Santaesque sounds. Ease a four-legged friend’s melancholy....
15-Lap Racing Experience or 4-Lap Ride-Along from Rusty Wallace Racing Experience in Indianapolis (Half Off)
There are only two instances in which it’s legal to drive at 200 miles per hour: racing around a certified track and outrunning a 199-mile-per-hour construction....
In: Fort Wayne
$69 for an Online Weight-Loss Program and Supplements from NutriMedical Wellness and Weight Loss Institute ($580 Value)
Though scientists have determined the greatest weight loss occurs from wrestling tigers and riding stampeding wildebeests, reports are mixed on the long-term effects....
In: Evansville
$15 for $50 Worth of Photo Books, Cards, and More from Mixbook
Without photographic evidence, it’s hard to know if things such as aliens, Abraham Lincoln, or true love have ever existed. Package evidence of your own being....
Scandinavian Dinner or Brunch Fare at Tre Kronor (Up to 53% Off)
Before crusading into culinary pursuits, The Norsemen dominated the sport of baseball, hitting well-placed meatballs and asserting their midnight-sun advantage during home....
$47 for a Photo I or Photo II Workshop at Cole/Marr Photography Workshops ($95 Value)
Digital technology has allowed for the introduction of many new art forms, just as Leonardo da Vinci once predicted on his blog. Upload a masterpiece with today’s....
$30 for Eight Classes at Savannah Yoga Room ($75 Value)
Yoga teaches people how to sustain poses while still breathing, a skill most yogis use to live undetected in wax museums. Trick a tourist with today’s Groupon:....
Two Weeks, One Month, or Three Months of Boot-Camp Classes at B.A.S.I.C. Weightloss Bootcamp (Up to 84% Off)
Originally a sleepover camp for aspiring cobblers, boot camp gained popularity as an exercise program when instructors realized that shining shoes for hours often leads to....
In: Los Angeles
Indoor Ice-Skating Package with Admission and Skate Rentals for Two or Four at The Sports Centre at MCC (Up to 55% Off)
Ice is nothing more than water that won’t let people swim in it. Teach stubborn liquid a lesson with today’s Groupon to The Sports Centre at MCC. Choose....
$149 for 60 Units of Dysport at Holistic Medical Spa at Integrated Medicine in Mount Kisco ($300 Value)
Like an iceberg, beauty mostly resides below the surface, but only its visible portion can gain the attention of an ocean liner. Look shipshape with today’s....
6, 8, 10, or 20 Crunchy Pork Tacos at Loco Patron (Up to 53% Off)
Pork settled on the title of “the other white meat” after losing the title of “world heavyweight champion of meats” in a split-decision boxing match....
$40 for $100 Worth of Home and Truck Accessories at H&H Home and Truck Accessory Centers
A vehicle can feel like a member of the family, since it goes on trips with you, always needs your money, and often smells like Fritos. Shower your motorized family....
In: Birmingham
Month of Fitness-Center Access or Gym Membership and Personal-Training Package at Omni Health & Fitness (Up to 82% Off)
Although inflatable muscle suits are easy to apply and double as flotation devices, natural brawn actually lifts heavy objects and doesn’t deflate when given....
$6 for $12 of Deli Fare for Breakfast or Lunch at Kadie’s Bakery & Deli
The actual best thing since sliced bread is sliced meat placed between sliced bread and then sliced in triangles and stuffed into a donut. Fill the meatless void....
In: Huntsville