Date archive for July, 2011

$19 for a One-Year Basic Membership Including Access to Events With Celebrity Guests and Speakers ($150 Value)

Seeing celebrities in person is a great opportunity to understand them better as individuals and the only way to learn how to calm a spooked limousine. Strengthen your bond....

$20 for $40 Worth of Steak-House Fare and Drinks at Prime Steakhouse in Webster

Unlike visiting a new neighbor’s house, visiting a steak house comes with a virtual guarantee that you’ll be welcomed, fed, and trusted with knives. Make a hunger-halting....

$75 for a Colon Hydrotherapy Session at Ever Clean Colonics in Briarcliff Manor ($150 Value)

Like a clean auto exhaust system, a clean colon is good for the environment and decreases your chances of breaking down at a rest stop. Keep people parts running....

Two Tickets to See O.A.R. at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center in Saratoga Springs on August 7 at 7 p.m. (Up to $97 Value)

Musical improvisation is one of America’s great artistic legacies, along with statues of apple pies and still-life paintings of sleeping baseball players. Pledge....

Music and Camping Passes to Heroes Music Festival at the Atlanta Motor Speedway in Hampton

If music be the food of love, music festivals be the smorgasbord of infatuation. Pig out on an all-you-can-love buffet with today’s GrouponLive deal for camping....

$15 for a BYOB Weekend Brunch for Two at Mama Clemenza’s (Up to $32 Value)

Brunch—like twilight, sporks, skorts, friends with benefits, and so many other things that make life worth living—is not quite one thing and not quite another.....

$7 for One Movie Ticket and Large Popcorn from Premiere Theaters Oaks Stadium 10 in Melbourne (Up to $15.50 Value)

Watching a movie gives audiences a chance to capture that moment’s resonant je ne sais quoi, which is French for “popcorn smell.” Rejoice in artful concessions....

Lumafirm Facial or Oxygen Facial at Skincare by Pevonia

A face can both hide and reveal a person’s age, just as a hand can both hide and reveal a child’s nose after an uncle has mysteriously removed it. Rejuvenate....

$10 for $20 Worth of Stir-Fry and Drinks at bd’s Mongolian Grill

Growling stomachs can hamper stealth operations, spoil belly dances, and, in extreme cases, induce dogs to attack. Quiet whimpering tummy tones with today’s Groupon:....

$10 for $20 Worth of Burgers, Broasted Chicken, and American Fare at The Cadillac

Before sliced bread, the yardstick against which all progress could be measured was chopped bananas, which had replaced diced icicles. Consume one of man’s....

$10 for $20 Worth of Pizza and Italian Fare at The Pizza Loft in Davie

Families can agree on eating pizza for dinner, even if they’re divided about whether the moon is a satellite or the earth’s malformed twin. Forge an epicurean....

$17 for a Racetrack Experience for Two at Volusia Speedway (Up to $34 Value)

Gas-powered cars will soon be replaced by electric cars, which will be replaced by two-person motorcycles powered by nightmares. Catch some combustion-engine action....

$30 for $60 Worth of Contemporary Gastropub Fare and Drinks During Dinner at Againn

Contemporary cuisine puts modern twists on old classics, much like playing Bach on a synthesizer or dressing up Michelangelo’s David as Robocop. Rejoice in reinvention....

Salon Services at Lash & Beauty Bar in Lewes

Without salons, beauty seekers would be forced to scour the globe for the fountain of youth or bait traps in hopes of catching princess-preening fairytale woodland....

$60 for $120 Worth of Window Cleaning from Markatos Services Inc.

Sullied windows prevent sunlight from entering homes, causing houseplants to wilt, wither, and reenact Houdini’s daring suspended-straitjacket escape. Foil....

Baked Goods and Drinks or Donuts and Drinks at The Mini Donut Factory

Before the invention of miniatures, chess games required horses with precision jumping skills and potted trees had to be planted in swimming pools. Celebrate the....

$30 for One Month of Unlimited Classes at Bikram Yoga Shelton (Up to $99 Value)

Bikram yoga became popular after a study concluded that the high heat was the main reason grandpas normally emerge from gym saunas feeling relaxed, limber, and totally....

$48 for Five Weeks of Boot-Camp Classes from River Market Boot Camp ($199 Value)

Unlike summer camps, boot camps won’t require you to put on a fundraising talent show to stop a nefarious computer company from turning Lake Cowabunga into....

$4 for a Basic Car Wash at Reflections Carwash ($8 Value)

Cars, like pets, require routine cleanings and look their best when covered in hand-me-down bumper stickers. Treat your car like a member of the family with today’s....

Two Tickets to See Kings of Leon at Darien Lake Performing Arts Center in Darien Center on August 16 at 7 p.m. ($106.70 Value)

A concert brings fans and bands face to face in a happier fashion than tour-bus fender benders or souvenir-hunting home invasions. Get some quality face time with....